Shot this when I got home from a friend’s 30th using my brother for a model..the bugger fell asleep while I did the shoot! So at least I can say its authentic! It sucks..he got sleep at the party..I want sleep dammit!!!!

These shots are unedited and I used window lighting.

Today I kidnapped someone. And I eated her. She was very tasty. I had potatoes and gravy with it. Yum Yum. And for desert I eated a cookie.

So the model lined up for this…thats a dig at her :p So anyway…she’s been answering EVERY model callout I’ve done. None of which I felt she was suited for. So I needed a model for my Greed-Kidnapping/Ransom photo and asked her. I told her what the photo would be and what it was for. She knew ALL details up front. I told her the photo is she is a rich chick being kidnapped. The photo is her tied up in the boot of her car and we could shoot it behind tafe if necessary. I was thinking about locations more so to get the right atmosphere. She said it sounded creepy and added a LOL and said she’d bring someone with her. I said that was fine. So on the weekend she send me her mobile number on Myspace so I can give her the details and tells me it has to be before 1:30pm. So I txt her and we sort out all the details. She is still agreeing so I said cya tomorrow. 9pm she sends a txt to tell me she’s talked it over and decided its too creepy and she’s not being paid so why risk it. Like WTF!! Like if I was gonna kidnap someone I’d pick someone hot for starters!! And where am I meant to find another model at 9pm at night…especially when the shoot is at 11am the next day??

A friend filled in. We got a couple odd looks and an old man had a bit of a laugh while I had her tied up with duct tape over her mouth. I can also confirm that the model is STILL ALIVE AND BREATHING!!

I’m about to write a blog/bulletin on Myspace. If you want to model then model. If you don’t then don’t screw me around. Believe it or not your time is not more precious than mine! Especially since I have a deadline…cos right now all these cancellations are just leading me to a fail! I’ll be mailing thankyou cards if that happens…

Shot: October 19th 2008 Location: Jo’s kitchen Model: Nusha

Just a couple..these ones are prolly my fav of the lot. I’m thinking of using the bigger one but the 2 bottom ones I like as well cos it shows the motive LOL Same action has been applied to all of these photos as well. I wanted retro without too much fading cos I wanted seriously vibrant colour for them.

Dress was altered by me, apron and poison box made by me.

Shot: October 25th 2008 Location: Somewhere in Woodvale.

These are how they look so far. I have used the same action on all of them. A couple have been altered further to give it a better look. I’m trying for a fairytale look, so aiming for soft glowing features and rich colour.

Models: Snow White: Ashlee Wicked Stepmoth: Maria

Used my friends husband for “sloth”. He did it really well too. Apparently he didn’t move off the couch for the rest of the day haha Hard to pick which photo to go with.